"Dating is spouse-hunting."
— peterdwebb (via shoff-)
Your wife is not your maid.
Your. Wife. Is. Not. Your. Maid.
Your wife was not put into existence to live solely for you and your well being.
Your wife is not your fucking maid.
And until you learn that shit do not ever, EVER, for a second think about getting married.
"Nah but forreal tho"
— a nigga that really wanna know (via king-emare)
a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
why is it that when dylan sprouse and calum hood had nudes leaked everyone praised how well they handled it and attacked those who leaked them, but when over 50 female celebrities have nudes leaked, the hacker responsible is called a ‘hero’ and the victims are called ‘sluts’ and ‘whores’
i know why
I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.
i like you