no not all girls take 5 hours to get ready. no not because i want to talk about something sensitive does it mean im menstruating. no not all girls say cute every 2 seconds in a gretchen weiner voice. no maybe the reason i call myself ugly is because i have actually issues with my physical appearance, not because im searching for attention. im so over people generalizing and stereotyping girls jesus fucking christ.
• Be loyal
• Tell the truth
• Smack that ass
• Give her food
• Let her nap
• Eat the pussy
• Play and suck on the titties
• Kiss her a lot
• Massage her
• Love her always
If he only knew…
Video: Chris and Trey partying this evening at The Park At Fourteenth in DC.
Wedding vows finna be like : “iaintneverhadnobodyshowmeallthespecialthingsthatyoudoneshownmeinthespecialwayifeelwhenyouholdmewegonealwaysbetogetherbabythatswhatyoutoldmeandibelieveitcauseiaintneverhadnobodydomelikeyou
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
people with vaginas are fucking badass.
note: if you really don’t care about something, you wouldn’t even acknowledge it
shoutout to my mutuals that I don’t really talk to y’all still cool
motivation tip: squat like Drake is behind you